evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

(via asvprock)

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via greetings)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via unpopuler)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via asvprock)

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

(via unpopuler)

I only want this with you.
(via deliriosity)

(Source: thesixwordlovestory, via deliriosity)